Men vs Women

This should become and ongoing series in the differences between the sexes, and life lessons learned by me about women.

This has happened to every guy you know, including yourself. We have all been used by a woman because we foolishly held out hope that she was going to give it up sooner or later. Let me guess. You're still waiting to hit that, aren't you? When they meet a guy, women decide in the first three minutes if they're going to sleep with him. Guys aren't that discriminating. Just because we wouldn't sleep with her sober, doesn't mean we won't tap it on a drunken early morning.

A recent survey said that a girl will use eight guys for every one guy that she sleeps with. Those eight chumps are all guys she would never bang. So with an 8 to 1 ratio, that means most girls these days have used over 100 men. While all the men got was a whiff of perfume.

It didn't say what constituted 'using' a man. I'll take a few guesses and you can check the list for the ones you've happily done without getting any stank from that skank.

1. Doing homework for her. Hey they start early
2. Giving her rides, or worse, letting her borrow your car.
3. Taking her out to eat.
4. Buying drinks for her. On more than one occasion.
5. Babysat for her. Even worse if she's on a date while you do this.
6. Gave her drugs for free.
7. Helped her move. Don't tell me she moved in with you, and still wouldn't give it up.
8. Loaned her money. Let me guess, she hasn't paid you back yet.
9. Met her parents. If you met them before sleeping with her, guess what? Not gonna happen.

Women will talk shit about strippers, yet they will do everything on this list and think that they're doing nothing wrong. This is a lot worse. At least with a stripper, you know up front what your chances of scoring are. Slim and none.

For any women reading, don't give me that, 'we thought you wanted to just be friends shit.' Let me make it very clear right now....men don't want women just to be friends! The only reason we put up with your crazy ass shit is we love sex! But, you already knew that didn't you? You know that's why you can get away with using us. Well, I'm spreading the word about this using of men. Men let's stand united on this. Stop doing shit for her with no chance of a payoff. These men using bitches need to hear the word no.

Man's Best Friend Joke

If you really want to find out who man's best friend is, lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.

Open the trunk an hour later.

Which one is happy to see you?

I have season tickets to the Jacksonville Jaguars football games. I live in S. Carolina, about a three and a half hour drive to the stadium. But, my father lives in Fernandina, FL, about a 30 minute drive away. So we can stay there, and not rush to get to the game.

Jacksonville Municipal Stadium is a great place to watch football. It sits on the St. Johns riverbank,and sometimes gets a nice water breeze. There is a large bar in the south end zone called the Bud Zone. The Roof of the Bud Zone is a large concrete patio that also holds the south scoreboard. This patio is where I spend most of my time during games. They have little beer kiosks and tiki bars that serve mixed drinks. The girls in this patio area are unbelievable. Wow! I bet the strip clubs in J'ville are pretty empty on Sundays, because all their girls are at the Jag games on the patio.

This is definetely one of the main reasons to go to Jag games. Hot, drunk, half dressed girls doing the things that hot, drunk, half dressed girls do that make us love them. They don't call Jacksonville, Freakville for nothing.

Global Warming is Over

The global warming scam is going down. Going down like the Earth's temperature. Going down like an overloaded elevator. Going down like your little sister. Al Gore and Michael Moore better start working on the next left wing load of horse shit. Sure boys, go ahead to Europe, and bring back the secular progressive flavor of the month. Anything to try and cripple our capitalistic system. Bring it on fat boys.

According to the four major weather tracking agencies in the world, the Earth's temperature has went down in the last year. It has went down almost one degree. That's as much as it had went up in the last 100 years. One hundred years of global warming gone in 12 months.

Just in the last 12 months it has snowed for the first time ever in Bagdad, had record deadly blizzards in China, The most snowfall ever recorded in Wisconsin, snowed in Johannesburg, and all of the Arctic sea ice has returned. I'm sure Al will be back there, again in August, to see if he can get a picture of a polar bear on an ice floe.

Global warming was a big scam anyway. Never had enough scientific proof to be called a theory. That's why the liberals tried to call it a consensus. It was a hoax bought into by the people who want a weak USA. They want the USA to cut back on progress, industry, improvements, burning fossil fuels. But, the rest of the world gets a pass? Oh, Hell No!